whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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