I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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