Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
it's like iHOP with fire
vagina is talking i cant
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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