she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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