at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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