Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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