Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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