He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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