Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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