Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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