Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
we're making bets on your personal life
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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