I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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