just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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