Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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