how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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