Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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