Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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