K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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