One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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