I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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