How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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