I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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