Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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