so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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