Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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