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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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