You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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