she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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