Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
