She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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