I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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