I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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