I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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