I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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