he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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