This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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