you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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