Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I want to be your penis for a week.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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