I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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Is it penis luge time yet?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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