Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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