Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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