He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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