3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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