Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I seem to have left my pride at pride
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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