We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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