chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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