You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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