just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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