he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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