When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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