I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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