Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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