People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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