Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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