doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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